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	<description>Cause some people just need to loosen up!</description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s the difference between a man and a cow?</title>
		<link>http://www.hippolaxative.com/2010/03/10/whats-the-difference-between-a-man-and-a-cow-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 04:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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        What's the difference between a man and a cow?brbrOne brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
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        What's the difference between a man and a cow?brbrOne brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
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		<title>If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, you&#8217;re obviously not Chuck Norris.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Chemist&#8217;s last words &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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        Chemist's last wordsbrbr1) And now the tasting test ...br2) And now shake it a bit ...br3) In which glass was my mineral water?br4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?br5) And now the detonating gas problem.br6) This is a completely safe experimental setup.br7) Now you can take the protection window away ...br8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?br9) And now a cigarette ...
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        Chemist's last wordsbrbr1) And now the tasting test ...br2) And now shake it a bit ...br3) In which glass was my mineral water?br4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!?br5) And now the detonating gas problem.br6) This is a completely safe experimental setup.br7) Now you can take the protection window away ...br8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from?br9) And now a cigarette ...
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		<title>You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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        You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.brbrThank you.
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        You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.brbrThank you.
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		<title>Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>School Notes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
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These are real notes written from parents in a
Mississippi School District. (Spellings have been left intact.) 

My son is under a doctor's care and
should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She
was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse Jo]]></description>
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These are real notes written from parents in a
Mississippi School District. (Spellings have been left intact.) 

My son is under a doctor's care and
should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She
was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse Jo]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Helping Out</title>
		<link>http://www.hippolaxative.com/2010/03/10/helping-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
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A priest is walking down the street one day when
he notices a small boy tying to press a doorbell on
a house across the street. However, the doorbell
is just out of his reach.

After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the
priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps
smartly across the]]></description>
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he notices a small boy tying to press a doorbell on
a house across the street. However, the doorbell
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priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps
smartly across the]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Morning&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
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Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the 
world.

There are those who wake up in the morning and say, Good 
morning, Lord,

And there are those who wake up in the morning and say, 
Good Lord, it's morning.


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Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the 
world.

There are those who wake up in the morning and say, Good 
morning, Lord,

And there are those who wake up in the morning and say, 
Good Lord, it's morning.


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		<title>Babies</title>
		<link>http://www.hippolaxative.com/2010/03/10/babies-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:36:56 +0000</pubDate>
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Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions of Ireland with no running water, no electricity, none of the creature comforts. One night, Mikes' wife goes into labor. The local doctor is there in attendance. 

What d'ya want me to do, Doctor? 

Hold the lantern, Mikey. H]]></description>
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Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions of Ireland with no running water, no electricity, none of the creature comforts. One night, Mikes' wife goes into labor. The local doctor is there in attendance. 

What d'ya want me to do, Doctor? 

Hold the lantern, Mikey. H]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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        Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."brbrWell, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that meant. Their first night there she undresses, as he does. There she stood, nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."brbrHe knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with this ... a black condom?" He replies, "I want to offer my condolences."
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        Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."brbrWell, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that meant. Their first night there she undresses, as he does. There she stood, nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?" She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."brbrHe knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom. She looks at him and asks, "What's with this ... a black condom?" He replies, "I want to offer my condolences."
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