http://www.hippolaxative.com Cause some people just need to loosen up! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:59:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/07/judi-and-jon-got-married-and-she-was-at-the-drugstore-looking-at-the-mens-3/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/07/judi-and-jon-got-married-and-she-was-at-the-drugstore-looking-at-the-mens-3/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:59:13 +0000 admin http://www.hippolaxative.com/?guid=9736b7ee5301712ada26ae65089e6072
"I'm looking for some deodorant for my new husband Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."

The clerk says, "Is it the ball type?"

"No," says Judi, it's for his underarms." ]]> http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/07/judi-and-jon-got-married-and-she-was-at-the-drugstore-looking-at-the-mens-3/feed/ 0 http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/07/judi-and-jon-got-married-and-she-was-at-the-drugstore-looking-at-the-mens-2/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/07/judi-and-jon-got-married-and-she-was-at-the-drugstore-looking-at-the-mens-2/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:59:13 +0000 admin
"I'm looking for some deodorant for my new husband Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."

The clerk says, "Is it the ball type?"

"No," says Judi, it's for his underarms." ]]> http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/07/judi-and-jon-got-married-and-she-was-at-the-drugstore-looking-at-the-mens-2/feed/ 0 http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/mom-took-little-johnny-to-the-doctor-for-lacerations-on-his-penis-3/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/mom-took-little-johnny-to-the-doctor-for-lacerations-on-his-penis-3/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 04:59:13 +0000 admin http://www.hippolaxative.com/?guid=61805bf6b02f4df5af9b61d67d40ce94
Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?"

Johnny: "It's that damn neighbor girl, Susie. Her braces are too darned sharp." ]]> http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/mom-took-little-johnny-to-the-doctor-for-lacerations-on-his-penis-3/feed/ 0 http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/mom-took-little-johnny-to-the-doctor-for-lacerations-on-his-penis-2/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/mom-took-little-johnny-to-the-doctor-for-lacerations-on-his-penis-2/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 04:59:13 +0000 admin
Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?"

Johnny: "It's that damn neighbor girl, Susie. Her braces are too darned sharp." ]]> http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/mom-took-little-johnny-to-the-doctor-for-lacerations-on-his-penis-2/feed/ 0 http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/a-man-will-pay-2-00-for-a-1-00-item-he-wants-2/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/a-man-will-pay-2-00-for-a-1-00-item-he-wants-2/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:59:13 +0000 admin http://www.hippolaxative.com/?guid=9e2f4a6e909f2a653a390e8111295c70
A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want! ]]> http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/a-man-will-pay-2-00-for-a-1-00-item-he-wants-2/feed/ 0 http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/a-man-will-pay-2-00-for-a-1-00-item-he-wants/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/a-man-will-pay-2-00-for-a-1-00-item-he-wants/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:59:13 +0000 admin
A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want! ]]> http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/a-man-will-pay-2-00-for-a-1-00-item-he-wants/feed/ 0 http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/when-bob-found-out-he-was-going-to-inherit-a-fortune-when-his-sickly-father-died-2/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/when-bob-found-out-he-was-going-to-inherit-a-fortune-when-his-sickly-father-died-2/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:59:13 +0000 admin http://www.hippolaxative.com/?guid=54282133ddbec1cdc0fd0ad32885dcd7
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

Three days later, she became his stepmother. ]]> http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/when-bob-found-out-he-was-going-to-inherit-a-fortune-when-his-sickly-father-died-2/feed/ 0 http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/when-bob-found-out-he-was-going-to-inherit-a-fortune-when-his-sickly-father-died/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/when-bob-found-out-he-was-going-to-inherit-a-fortune-when-his-sickly-father-died/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:59:13 +0000 admin
Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

Three days later, she became his stepmother. ]]> http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/when-bob-found-out-he-was-going-to-inherit-a-fortune-when-his-sickly-father-died/feed/ 0 http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/a-jewish-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-sits-down-he-has-a-few-drinks-then-he-sees-a-2/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/a-jewish-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-sits-down-he-has-a-few-drinks-then-he-sees-a-2/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:59:13 +0000 admin http://www.hippolaxative.com/?guid=dd7e814de2de66f2fff439f39fa87a6e
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.

Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?" ]]> http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/a-jewish-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-sits-down-he-has-a-few-drinks-then-he-sees-a-2/feed/ 0 http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/a-jewish-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-sits-down-he-has-a-few-drinks-then-he-sees-a/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/a-jewish-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-sits-down-he-has-a-few-drinks-then-he-sees-a/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:59:13 +0000 admin
"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.

Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?" ]]> http://www.hippolaxative.com/2012/02/06/a-jewish-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-sits-down-he-has-a-few-drinks-then-he-sees-a/feed/ 0