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What do you give a deer with an …

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  • Posted December 19, 2011 at 5:16 pm

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What does a squid sheriff form?A…

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  • Posted October 13, 2011 at 10:00 am

What does a squid sheriff form?

An octoposse!

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What kind of money do polar bear…

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  • Posted August 5, 2011 at 11:08 am

What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

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What kind of noise annoys an oys…

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What’s black and white and makes…

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  • Posted August 4, 2011 at 11:34 am

What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A zebra with a set of drums.

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What’s black and white, stinks a…

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What’s black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

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What’s the difference between a …

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  • Posted March 24, 2011 at 6:13 pm

What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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Where do sharks come from?Sharka…

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  • Posted September 11, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Where do sharks come from?

Sharkago!

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Which ghost sailed the seven sea…

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  • Posted April 27, 2010 at 7:54 pm

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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