What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?brbrThey can both smell it but can't eat it.
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Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?brbrA bad golfer goes: WHACK ... "Damn"! A bad Skydiver goes: "Damn"! ... WHACK.
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Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
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Signs that your cat is hanging around with the wrong
crowd:
One day, without your permission, he gets his ears
pierced.
Your credit card is overcharged, mainly for 9-Lives.
You find attached to the refrigerator a note that reads:
Leave a steak on the front porch at midnight, or you'll
never s
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John and Jake went into a diner that looked as
though it had seen better days. As they slid in
to a booth, John wiped some crumbs from the
seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some
mustard from the table. The waitress, in a dirty
uniform, came over and asked if they wanted
some menus.
No thanks,
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How long have you been driving without a tail light? asked
the policeman after pulling over a motorist.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car and gave a
long, painful groan and put his face in his hands.
He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him
a bit.
Come
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Q: Two men are at a restroom, one is entering and the other
is leaving. What are their nationalities?
A: Simple! The first is Russian and the second is Finnish.
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Old software engineers never die. They just log out.
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What's the difference between a man and a cow?brbrOne brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
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If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
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