Top Ten Christmas Carols for the Disturbed
These are from Fun with English, with a few extras at Jason Rohrblogger’s Top Ten.
10. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
9. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are
8. Dementia - I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas
7. Narcissistic - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing […]
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We just wanted to pass along our wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
- Hippolaxative Staff
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as […]
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?Johnny: I don’t know.Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?Johnny: We borrow it from our neighbour.
Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?Johnny: I don’t know.Teacher: They’re called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?Johnny: They are called Germs.
From Chaitalee
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Little Johnny’s father said, “let me see your report card.”Johnny replied, “I don’t have it.””Why not?” His father asked.”My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”___________________________________________________________________
“Hey, Mom,” asked Little Johnny, “can you give me twenty dollars?””Certainly not!” answered his mother.”If you do,” Little Johnny went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said […]
Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan’s arm, eye, and dic*. Of course, Tarzan’s jungle friends help him out by giving him the parts he needs — the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, […]
