Category: Short Funny Jokes
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Hello Hippolaxative fans.
We just wanted to pass along our wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

- Hippolaxative Staff

How to Get into Heaven

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him “How do you expect to get into Heaven?”

The boy thought it over and said, ‘Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, “For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or […]

Wedding Ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”

The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”
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