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How to Get into Heaven

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him “How do you expect to get into Heaven?”

Mother and son

The boy thought it over and said, ‘Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, “For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!’’

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Wedding Ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”

Wedding ring

The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

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