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		<title>When not in stores, Republicans …</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for &#8220;incredible TV offers&#8221; on late night television.]]></description>
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		<title>Merry Christmas and Happy New Year</title>
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		<title>How do you determine?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, &#8220;How do you determine if a patient is cured.&#8221; The psychologist explains: &#8220;We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub.&#8221; &#8220;I see,&#8221; says the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. <strong>He asks the head of psychology</strong>, &#8220;How do you determine if a patient is cured.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>The psychologist explains</strong>:</p>
<p>&#8220;We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub.&#8221;</p>
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<p>&#8220;I see,&#8221; <strong>says the health minister</strong>, &#8220;the cured person would choose the cup because it`s bigger, and would empty the tub faster.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Actually no,&#8221; <strong>replies the psychologist</strong>, &#8220;a normal person would simply pull the plug out.&#8221;
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