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Perfect Lover One Liner

admin — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:07:37 +0000

Q. What’s the definition of a woman’s perfect lover?

A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.

admin — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:51:22 +0000

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?

A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

admin — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:24:56 +0000

Q. Did you hear about the new “divorced” Barbie doll in stores now?

A. It comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

admin — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 14:51:43 +0000

Q. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

admin — Tue, 18 May 2010 20:40:38 +0000

Q. What does the receptionist at a sperm clinic say to clients as they’re leaving?

A. Thanks for coming!

admin — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 13:08:36 +0000

Q. What’s gray, sits by the bed and takes the piss?

A. A kidney dialysis machine.

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:25:00 +0000

Q. What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?

A. Male fraud.

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:22:23 +0000

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?

A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

admin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:16:54 +0000

Q. Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any kids?

A. Everytime his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

admin — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 22:03:43 +0000

Q. What is the definition of “making love”?

A. Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.