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The Orgasm One Liner

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  • Posted November 28, 2011 at 5:58 pm

Q. Why did God create the orgasm?

A. So women can moan even when they’re happy.

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Stolen Credit Card One Liner

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  • Posted November 19, 2011 at 10:18 pm

Q. Why didn’t the man report his stolen credit card?

A. The thief was spending less then his wife.

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Nun Operation One Liner

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  • Posted October 21, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A. A tran-sister.

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Clean Cat One Liner

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  • Posted September 27, 2011 at 9:22 am

Q. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning himself?

A. He’s smoking a cigarette.

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Sagging Tits Joke

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  • Posted September 12, 2011 at 3:47 pm

Q. What did one sagging tit say the other?

A. If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!

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Women and Maps One Liner

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  • Posted August 5, 2011 at 3:38 pm

Q. Why can’t women read maps?

A. Only the male mind can comprehend the concept of one inch equaling a mile.

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Herd of Cows One Liner

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  • Posted May 23, 2011 at 8:05 pm

Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?

A. Beef strokin’ off.

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Women and Condoms One Liner

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  • Posted April 28, 2011 at 5:22 am

Q. Why are women like condoms?

A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick.

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Fat Fingers One Liner

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  • Posted April 8, 2011 at 5:51 am

Q. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?

A. Well hung.

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Oral and Anal Sex One Liner

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  • Posted March 20, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Q. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

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