Q. What’s the the definition of a vagina?

A. The box a penis comes in.

Q. Why don’t witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks?

A. Better traction.

Q. What’s the definition of a woman’s perfect lover?

A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?

A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Q. Did you hear about the new “divorced” Barbie doll in stores now?

A. It comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

Q. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q. What does the receptionist at a sperm clinic say to clients as they’re leaving?

A. Thanks for coming!

Q. What’s gray, sits by the bed and takes the piss?

A. A kidney dialysis machine.

Q. What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?

A. Male fraud.

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?

A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.