Q. What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?

A. Male fraud.

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?

A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Q. Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any kids?

A. Everytime his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

Q. What is the definition of “making love”?

A. Something a woman does while a man is fucking her.

Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A. He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm “Jersey”.

Q. What did one tit say to the other?

A. I hope we get support soon or people will think we’re nuts.

Q. How do you know when your honeymoon is over?

A. When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.

Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A. The prostitute – she can wash and resell her crack.

Q. What’s the difference between parsley and pussy?

A. Nobody eats parsley.

Q. What is the difference between “Ooooh!” and “Aaaah!”?

A. About three inches.