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The good life according to a programmer.

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer […]

Some Useful Phrases to Use At Work if You Are an Evil OverLord

Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
I […]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Hello Hippolaxative fans.
We just wanted to pass along our wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

- Hippolaxative Staff

Extracts from Resumes

Extracts from Resumes
I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0, computor and spreadsheat progroms.Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.It’s best for employers that I not work with people.Let’s […]