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What does a monster do when he l…

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  • Posted October 13, 2011 at 10:00 am

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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What does a monster mom say to h…

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What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don’t talk with someone in your mouth.

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What does a polite monster say w…

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What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time?

Pleased to eat you!

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What kind of monster can sit on …

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  • Posted August 5, 2011 at 11:08 am

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What kind of monster is safe to …

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

-A wash and wear wolf

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What’s big, heavy, furry, danger…

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What’s big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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Where do space monsters live?In …

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  • Posted September 11, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Where do space monsters live?

In far distant terror-tory.

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Where is the monster’s temple? O…

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  • Posted April 27, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Where is the monster’s temple?

On the side of his head.

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Why are monsters huge and hairy …

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  • Posted October 26, 2009 at 6:57 am

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

-Because if they were small and round and smooth they’d be M&M’s

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