HippoLaxative » Little Johnny http://www.hippolaxative.com Cause some people just need to loosen up! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:59:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/12/23/merry-christmas-and-happy-new-year/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/12/23/merry-christmas-and-happy-new-year/#comments Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:54:27 +0000 admin http://www.hippolaxative.com/?p=1131 Hello Hippolaxative fans.

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The next day Johnny tells his story….

“My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands”

Teacher looks in shock at Johnny and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story….Johnny replies, “Yeah… don’t mess with my dad when he’s been drinking”

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The next day Johnny tells his story....

"My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands"

Teacher looks in shock at Johnny and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story....Johnny replies, "Yeah... don't mess with my dad when he's been drinking"
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The next day Johnny tells his story....

"My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands"

Teacher looks in shock at Johnny and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story....Johnny replies, "Yeah... don't mess with my dad when he's been drinking"
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The next day Johnny tells his story....

"My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more, but the blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands"

Teacher looks in shock at Johnny and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story....Johnny replies, "Yeah... don't mess with my dad when he's been drinking"
]]> http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/09/29/little-johnny-a-moral-story-4/feed/ 0 Bart Simpson Quotes http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/09/08/bart-simpson-quotes/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/09/08/bart-simpson-quotes/#comments Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:30:00 +0000 admin http://www.hippolaxative.com/?p=616 The true meaning of Christmas
Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Santa’s little helper

Bart: What’s Santa’s Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he’s trying to jump over, but he can’t quite make it.

Bart’s prank call to Australia
[Stepping in front of the TV]
Bart: Hey guys, just so you don’t hear any wild rumors, I’m being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pfft. That’s no reason to block the TV.

What did Bart write on Homer’s butt?
Wide Load
Bart Simpson’s Property
Insert brain here

On Millhouse
Bart to Milhouse: How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?

On your soul
Bart: Well if your souls real where is it?

Milhouse: It’s kinda in here… and when you sneeze, that’s your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!

Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.

Milhouse: Oh, it can swim, it’s even got wheels, in case you die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetery.

Being Catholic
Bart: Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?

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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Santa's little helper

Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

Bart's prank call to Australia
[Stepping in front of the TV]
Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pfft. That's no reason to block the TV.

What did Bart write on Homer's butt?
Wide Load
Bart Simpson's Property
Insert brain here

On Millhouse
Bart to Milhouse: How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?

On your soul
Bart: Well if your souls real where is it?

Milhouse: It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!

Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.

Milhouse: Oh, it can swim, it's even got wheels, in case you die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetery.

Being Catholic
Bart: Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Santa's little helper

Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

Bart's prank call to Australia
[Stepping in front of the TV]
Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pfft. That's no reason to block the TV.

What did Bart write on Homer's butt?
Wide Load
Bart Simpson's Property
Insert brain here

On Millhouse
Bart to Milhouse: How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?

On your soul
Bart: Well if your souls real where is it?

Milhouse: It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!

Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.

Milhouse: Oh, it can swim, it's even got wheels, in case you die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetery.

Being Catholic
Bart: Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Santa's little helper

Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

Bart's prank call to Australia
[Stepping in front of the TV]
Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pfft. That's no reason to block the TV.

What did Bart write on Homer's butt?
Wide Load
Bart Simpson's Property
Insert brain here

On Millhouse
Bart to Milhouse: How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?

On your soul
Bart: Well if your souls real where is it?

Milhouse: It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!

Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.

Milhouse: Oh, it can swim, it's even got wheels, in case you die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetery.

Being Catholic
Bart: Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
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Little Johnny replies, “Because George was the one holding the axe?

From Littlejohnnyjoke.com, a compilation of 40 Little Johnny Jokes.

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