Category: life and death
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Hello Hippolaxative fans.
We just wanted to pass along our wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

- Hippolaxative Staff

Doctors’ Comments On Patient Charts

“Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.”

“On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared completely.”

“The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.”

“Discharge status: Alive but without permission.”

“Healthy […]