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What do you get if you cross the…

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  • Posted January 17, 2012 at 5:01 am

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

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What does a queen bee do when sh…

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  • Posted October 13, 2011 at 10:00 am

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

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What does a spider do when he ge…

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What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

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Where would you put an injured i…

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  • Posted April 27, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

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Why are mosquitoes annoying? Bec…

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  • Posted October 26, 2009 at 6:57 am

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Why are mosquitos religious ?The…

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Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

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