When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
When did Caesar reign ?
I didn’t know he reigned.Of course he did, didn’t they hail him ?
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?
On their feet !
Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
At the bottom !