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When crossing the Delaware River…

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

When did Caesar reign ?I didn’t …

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn’t know he reigned.Of course he did, didn’t they hail him ?

Where did the pilgrims land when…

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?

On their feet !

Where was the Magna Carta signed…

Where was the Magna Carta signed ?

At the bottom !