Archive for the ‘ Gorilla jokes ’ Category

What’s black, brown and white, b…

What’s black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What’s black, hairy, and writes …

What’s black, hairy, and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

When did the Gorillas start to p…

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Who is the Gorillas’ favourite P…

Who is the Gorillas’ favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

Who is the Gorillas’ favourite p…

Who is the Gorillas’ favourite playwright?

Eugene O’Neill – who wrote ‘The Hairy Ape!’

Why are Gorillas underpaid?They’…

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They’re willing to work peanuts!