One day three people were in a cafe drinking tea,
Three flies, one fell in each cup
Person numba 1 asked for another cup of tea
Person numba 2 threw the fly away and continued drinking
Person numba 3 took the fly out, slaped it and said “Spit out the tea you drank, u little thing”
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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”
The old guy says, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, “Well, she’s 26, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing these little tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?”
The old guy says, “Forget about my wife. Let’s look for yours.”
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The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.
“Why don’t you people leave me alone?” the deli owner said. “I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year…and you want to know how I made $80,000?”
“It’s not your income that bothers us,” the agent said. “It’s these deductions. You listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife.”
“Oh, that,” the owner said smiling. “Didn’t I mention? We deliver anywhere…
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Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened.
Andy replied, “Oh, nothing. It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while.”
Josh asked, “Gee, I never knew you played hockey.”
Andy said, “No I don’t. I hurt it last night when I lost $100 on the Stanley Cup play-offs. I put my foot through the television…”
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