One day three people were in a cafe drinking tea,
Three flies, one fell in each cup
Person numba 1 asked for another cup of tea
Person numba 2 threw the fly away and continued drinking
Person numba 3 took the fly out, slaped it and said “Spit out the tea you drank, u little thing”
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Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The young guy says, “That’s […]
The owner of a small deli was being questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year.
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Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened.
Andy replied, “Oh, nothing. It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while.”
Josh asked, “Gee, I never knew you played hockey.”
Andy said, “No I don’t. I hurt it last night […]
