Archive for the ‘ Food jokes ’ Category

What’s the difference between a …

What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.

When Lee ate raw onions for a we…

When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become?

Lone Lee.

Why are oranges like bells?You c…

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.