HippoLaxative » Dumb Blonde Jokes http://www.hippolaxative.com Cause some people just need to loosen up! Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:07:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 It’s a horror film http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/12/23/it%e2%80%99s-a-horror-film/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/12/23/it%e2%80%99s-a-horror-film/#comments Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:33:12 +0000 http://www.hippolaxative.com/?p=1132 Chatting with her friends…
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Blonde : What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.

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Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Blonde : Head Cleaner.

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]]> http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/12/23/it%e2%80%99s-a-horror-film/feed/ 0 It’s a horror film http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/12/23/it%e2%80%99s-a-horror-film-2/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/12/23/it%e2%80%99s-a-horror-film-2/#comments Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:33:12 +0000 http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/12/23/it%e2%80%99s-a-horror-film-2/ Chatting with her friends…
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Blonde : What do you mean ok, I thought it’s a horror film. I didn’t see any picture.

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Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Blonde : Head Cleaner.

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]]> http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/12/23/it%e2%80%99s-a-horror-film-2/feed/ 0 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/12/23/merry-christmas-and-happy-new-year/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/12/23/merry-christmas-and-happy-new-year/#comments Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:54:27 +0000 admin http://www.hippolaxative.com/?p=1131 Hello Hippolaxative fans.

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Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened.

She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn’t get out of her room. “You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?”

The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”

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She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”

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