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	<title>HippoLaxative &#187; Dog Jokes</title>
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		<title>What kind of pants do you buy fo…</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:08:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!]]></description>
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<p>Shorts!</p>
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		<title>Where will a springer spaniel ne…</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:54:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!]]></description>
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<p> At a flea market!</p>
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		<title>Who is the dogs favourite comedi…</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?
Growlcho Marx !
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<p>Growlcho Marx !</p>
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		<title>Merry Christmas and Happy New Year</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 13:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Hippolaxative fans. We just wanted to pass along our wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! - Hippolaxative Staff Check out Joshing.me]]></description>
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<p>We just wanted to pass along our wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!</p>
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		<title>A Dog Cleaning</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 00:23:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, “Don&#8217;t be surprised. This is just part of my job.” “Incredible!” [...]]]></description>
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<p>The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. <strong>The dog looked up and said</strong>, “Don&#8217;t be surprised. This is just part of my job.” </p>
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<p>“Incredible!” <strong>exclaimed the man</strong>. “I can&#8217;t believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!” </p>
<p>“No, no,” <strong>pleaded the dog</strong>. “Please don&#8217;t! If he finds out I can talk, he&#8217;ll make me answer the phone as well!”
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<p>posted by <em><a href="http://www.onlybestjokes.com/825/a-dog-cleaning/" title="">Various</a></em></p>
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