Archive for the ‘ Dog Jokes ’ Category

What kind of pants do you buy fo…

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Where will a springer spaniel ne…

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

Who is the dogs favourite comedi…

Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?

Growlcho Marx !

A Dog Cleaning

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets.

The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, “Don’t be surprised. This is just part of my job.”

Big dog

“Incredible!” exclaimed the man. “I can’t believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!”

“No, no,” pleaded the dog. “Please don’t! If he finds out I can talk, he’ll make me answer the phone as well!”

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