Archive for the ‘ Christmas jokes ’ Category

What do you get if you deep fry …

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What do you get if you deep fry …

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What do you give a train driver …

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

Who brings the Christmas present…

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.