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	<description>Cause some people just need to loosen up!</description>
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		<title>While shopping at the grocery st…</title>
		<link>http://www.hippolaxative.com/2010/03/30/while-shopping-at-the-grocery-st%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 11:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, &#8220;I wonder why?
&#8220;The blonde replied, &#8220;Must be because the oil would suffocate them.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, &#8220;I wonder why?</p>
<p>&#8220;The blonde replied, &#8220;Must be because the oil would suffocate them.&#8221;</p>
<p> Check out Joshing.me </p>
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		<title>Why are only 2% of blondes touch…</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
The rest are hunt&#8217;n peckers.
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<p>The rest are hunt&#8217;n peckers.</p>
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