HippoLaxative » Bar Jokes http://www.hippolaxative.com Cause some people just need to loosen up! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:59:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 You looked a lot like my wife http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/12/24/you-looked-a-lot-like-my-wife/ http://www.hippolaxative.com/2007/12/24/you-looked-a-lot-like-my-wife/#comments Tue, 25 Dec 2007 00:00:44 +0000 http://www.hippolaxative.com/?p=1133 A drunker walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.”

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“Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed.

“Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”

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