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		<title>Merry Christmas and Happy New Year</title>
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<p>We just wanted to pass along our wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!</p>
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		<title>During One Battle</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, &#8220;Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don&#8217;t you know the red material makes you easier targets [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <strong>A long time ago</strong>, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. </p>
<p>Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. </p>
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<p><strong>The French general asked</strong>, &#8220;Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don&#8217;t you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot?&#8221;   </p>
<p><strong>In his bland English way</strong>, the major informed the general that the reason, &#8220;English officers wear red coats so that if they are shot, the blood won&#8217;t show and the men they are leading won&#8217;t panic.&#8221;
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