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		<title>Merry Christmas and Happy New Year</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Hippolaxative fans.
We just wanted to pass along our wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!


- Hippolaxative Staff
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Hippolaxative fans.</p>
<p>We just wanted to pass along our wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!</p>
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<p>- Hippolaxative Staff</p>
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		<title>Come Out You Cowards</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A happy family gathered together for a little feast during Christmas, there is a bunch of food, deserts, and drinks&#8230; after they ate and some get drunk they set themselves aside and fall asleep.

A dog looked at them and said &#8220;they fall asleep lets take over&#8221; &#8220;horayyyy&#8221; other dogs replied after they had eat [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <strong>A happy family gathered together for a little feast</strong> during Christmas, there is a bunch of food, deserts, and drinks&#8230; after they ate and some get drunk they set themselves aside and fall asleep.</p>
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<p><strong>A dog looked at them and said</strong> &#8220;they fall asleep lets take over&#8221; &#8220;horayyyy&#8221; <strong>other dogs replied</strong> after they had eat and get drunk, they set themselves beside their masters bed and fall asleep.</p>
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<p>Just after dogs slept, cats over taken the table and have the feast also&#8230;they were singing and teasing all sleeping dogs&#8230; &#8220;hahahahaha&#8221; <strong>they cheer for joy</strong>&#8230; after the feast and also get drunk they sleep beside there friends (the dogs)</p>
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<p>It was so silent and cold that time&#8230; suddenly scratches was heard. Ooo my god&#8230; the fellow rats came to have the feasts too&#8230;. after they ate and also got drunk&#8230; <strong>they shouted</strong> &#8220;Where are the Cats! I thought they were the strongest here&#8221; &#8220;come out you cowards&#8221;.
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