Archive for December, 2011

A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and …

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A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"

"10" said the caddy.

"Great, you'll do perfectly!"
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A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and …

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A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"

"10" said the caddy.

"Great, you'll do perfectly!"
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What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.
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You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or …

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You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.

Thank you.
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You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or …

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You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.

Thank you.
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Yo momma is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- …

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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- …

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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.
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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

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  • Posted December 30, 2011 at 11:59 pm
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins.
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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins.
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