Archive for October, 2010

Anniversary Gift

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  • Posted October 31, 2010 at 7:06 am
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book
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Smart Dog

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As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he
sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading:
“10 lamb chops, please.”
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops
in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop.
He follows the dog and watches him wait for a
green light, look both ways, and t
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Candy Bar

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Little Johnny and his friend Billy were on their very first train ride, with Billy's mother. A vendor came down the corridor selling a candy bar that neither had ever seen before. Billy's mom bought each one of them a bar. Little Johnny eagerly tore open the wrapper and bit a bit off into his mou
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Bill Paying

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A wholesale dealer who had a lot of trouble in getting a certain retailer to pay his bills finally lost patience and wrote the merchant a threatening letter. He received the following reply: "Dear Sir: What do you mean by writing me a letter like that? Every month I place all my bills in a ha
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One Parachute

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  • Posted October 30, 2010 at 7:37 am
In a plane that's about to crash, there are three passengers: the wisest man on earth, a student, and a politician. When they find out that the plane is about to go down and there is only one parachute between the three of them they debate about who would sacrifice his life for the country and who
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Ten Again?

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A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d
really love to be ten again” she replied wistfully.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made
her a nice big bowl of Frosties and then took her off to
their local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride
in the
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Sea Mammal

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A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd por- poise on one of its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free. "Wait a minute," said one of the researchers, "Wouldn't it be a kindness if our sh
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Sick?

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My co-worker was being let go due to a nasty habit she had of not always showing up for work. As an officer in our union, I was preparing to argue on her behalf when she took matters into her own hands and insisted, "But I was really sick this time!" [Reader's Digest.]
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and …

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  • Posted October 29, 2010 at 7:59 pm
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o'clock in the morning?"

"There is." he replied, "Breakfast."
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There are two times a man does’nt understand a woman, before marriage and after …

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There are two times a man does'nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
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