Archive for September 8th, 2010

Coffee

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  • Posted September 8, 2010 at 7:58 am
Late one night I stopped at one of those 24-hour gas station mini-marts to get myself a fresh-brewed cup of coffee. When I picked up the pot, I could not help noticing that the brew was as black as asphalt and just about as thick. "How old is the coffee you have here?" I asked the woman who w
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Funny Epitaphs

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Tombstones are not generally thought of as
fonts of light entertainment. But as The New
York Times showed, some epitaphs are funnier
than others.

– He was a simple man who died of complications

– He came into the world without my consent
and left in the same manner

– Stranger, tread this g
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Changing Times

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A big mouth college student challenged a senior citizen saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his world. "You grew up in a different world," the student said. "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers, the internet..." Taking advantage o
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Old Sayings…Different Twist

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See if you can translate the following into the familiar sayings we've all heard? See answers below. 1. Scintillate, Scintillate, asteroid exiguous. 2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate. 3. Surveillance should precede salutations 4. Pulchritude poses possesses s
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