Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
There was a face off in the corner.
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Archive for September 2nd, 2010
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with
fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from
the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the
students without passing through "the minds of
either."
Conference: The co
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The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon
grove seemed way too qualified for the job.
"Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any
actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well... as a matter if fact, Yes!" she replied.
"I've been divorced three times."
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