Q. What’s the the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a penis comes in.
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Archive for August 24th, 2010
Felix, my husband, was playing golf with our town's fire
chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed
for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be
careful, the rattlesnakes are out."
The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week
requesting assistance with
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What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.
One's a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.
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People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble
with most diets is that you don’t get enough to eat (the
starvation diet), you don’t get enough variation (the liquid diet)
or you go broke (the all-meat diet). Consequently, people
tend to cheat of their diets, or quit after 3 days. Well
Check out Joshing.me
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A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking
around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's
counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?"
"Beef tongue," replies the butcher!
The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, "No way would
I put anything in my mouth th
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When I returned home from college for a break, I noticed a
paper posted on the refrigerator. It listed some goals my
dad had set for himself: Help wife more; lose weight; be
more productive at work.
I promptly added: "Send Michelle money every month."
A few days later my brother wrote: "Make
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