Q. Why don’t witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks?
A. Better traction.
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Archive for August 10th, 2010
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped
his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out
with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We
better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.
HONESTY
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We were helping customers when the store optometrist walked
by and flirted with a co-worker. Of course, we all had to
stop what we were doing to tease her. But she quickly dis-
missed the notion of a budding romance.
“Can you imagine making out with an optometrist?” she asked.
“It would alway
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The strong young man at the construction site was
bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of
strength. He made a special case of making fun of
one of the older workmen. After several minutes,
the older worker had had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,"
he said. "I wil
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Rhonda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the
repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the
dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail
you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog.
He won't b
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