Archive for August, 2010

Mother-In-Law Funnies

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  • Posted August 31, 2010 at 7:15 am
Last week my wife and I went car shopping, and the salesman asked if I wanted a car with an Air-bag. I said, "No thanks. I already have a mother-in-law." --- I never forget a face, But in my mother-in-laws' case I'm willing to make an exception. --- She: This wine is described as full bodied a
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Windows Problem

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  • Posted at 6:05 am

An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a
Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong.

Customer: “I brought my Windows disks from work to install
them on my home computer.” Training stresses that we are
“not the Software Police,” so I let the little act of piracy
slide.

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Cat Quotes

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  • Posted at 6:04 am
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
- Jeff Valdez "There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast."
-Anonymous "Thousands of years ago, cats were worship
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Mutual Attraction

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  • Posted at 6:04 am
In the middle of an argument a man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time!" The wife responded calmly, "Allow me to explain...the good Lord made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; and he made me stupid so I would be attracted
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What is the difference between marriage and death?

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  • Posted August 30, 2010 at 11:59 pm
What is the difference between marriage and death?

Dead people are free.
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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

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  • Posted at 7:59 pm
What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds.

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.
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Fireflies

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  • Posted at 7:21 am
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced. Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed. "Strike One!" he yelled. Undaunted, he
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Slow Sammy

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  • Posted at 5:38 am

A young fellow by the name of Sammy liked to hang out at Mom and Pop’s Grocery Store. Pop didn’t know what Sammy’s problem was, but the other boys would tease him all the time, calling him Slow Sammy, and punching him on the shoulder as they passed.

To mock him for being slow, they would offer
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Red Lights

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  • Posted at 5:38 am
There are these two guys driving a car. When the guy driving blows right through the red light. "Man, you just ran that red light!", the passenger said. "Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver. Well, they continue to drive when the guy went flying through another stop
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A dog called Mace

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A man has a dog called Mace, which he keeps in the house all the time, because all it does is eat grass. He also has a favorite tool, his wrench, which he uses all the time. One day He looses the wrench. He looks every where for it but can't find it. The dog gets out, eats all his grass and
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