Archive for July 29th, 2010

Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: “Prepare yourself for widowhood …

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Hillary Clinton goes to a psychic who tells her: "Prepare yourself for widowhood ... Your husband is about to die a violent death."

Mrs. Clinton takes a deep breath and replies: "Will I be acquitted?"
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Never Felt Better

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One day in court, the prosecuting lawyer asked the farmer on the witness stand, "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the policeman you had never felt better in your life?" "That's right." The farmer replied. "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when
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A Dog’s Telegram

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On a slow day with few customers, a clerk at a telegram office looks down from her counter and sees a dog waiting in line.

“Oh, aren’t you cute?” she says. “What would you like me to put on your telegram?”

“Bow wow wow, Bow wow wow,” the dog replies.

The clerk says in a cutesy voice, “But you
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Two Hydrogen Atoms

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Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently. One said: "Why do you look so sad?" The other responded: "I lost an electron." Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?" The other replied "I'm positive."
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Santa is a Woman

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I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting
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