Q. What’s the definition of a woman’s perfect lover?
A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
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Archive for July 27th, 2010
Volvo has unveiled an auto designed by dummies for dummies
called the YCC, 'Your Concept Car.' Among its cutting-edge
dummmifeatures:
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My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company.
One of the rules of the company is that he has to comfirm
each appointment by phone the night before his service call
to that household.
One evening he made such a call, and when a man answered the
phone, he said, “H
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...Nine Ways NOT To Start Your Police Report:
1. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ...
2. The names contained in this report have been
changed to protect the innocent ...
3. The mayor then made an illegal left hand turn
onto Mulraney at which point I opened fire ...
4. Before
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One of our clients brought in his massive Doberman pinscher
to be spayed. As a veterinary assistant, I escort the
patient into the doctor's office.
Before taking this dog's leash, I glimpsed those large teeth
of hers and asked the owner, "Is she friendly?"
"Friendly?" said the man. "Friendly
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