Archive for May 31st, 2010

Quirks of Life

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  • Posted May 31, 2010 at 7:26 am
I don't understand these complaints about the postal service. Time was,you could put a two-cent stamp on a letter and mail it, and it would arrive at its destination in two days. Now you put a thirty-seven-cent stamp on a letter and it can take four to five weeks to arrive. Still only a penny a
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The Drill Sergeant

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  • Posted at 6:03 am

One of my husband’s duties as a novice drill
instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort
new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone
had made it through the chow line, he sat them
down and told them, “There are three rules in
this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!”

Checking to see that he
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Too much TV

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  • Posted at 6:03 am
Signs you're watching too much TV 1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?" 2. In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline. 3. You need to be tranquilized when the cable goes out. 4. In the late evening, you look forward to sitting b
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Magazines

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  • Posted at 6:02 am
Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, my Marine husband called home to tell me he would be late - again. He went on to say that dirty magazines had been discovered in the platoon's quarters and they had to discipline the whole squad. I launched into a tirade, arguing that many men
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