Archive for May 30th, 2010

The Wit and Wisdom of Homer J. Simpson

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  • Posted May 30, 2010 at 7:48 am
"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs." "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine." "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaselin
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Blind Date

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Joe sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young
lady-friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going
out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if
she’s really unattractive?” says Mike. “I’ll be stuck with
her all night.”

“Don’t worry,” Joe says, “just go up to he
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A Scary Visit

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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and runni
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One-liners

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The plumber can't put inn the bathroom fixtures until next month. That's a shower stall if I've ever heard one. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. When it comes to telling her age, she's shy.....about ten years shy. I didn't believe my wife when she said she had lost one of h
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