Archive for May 18th, 2010

Sperm Clinic One Liner

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  • Posted May 18, 2010 at 3:40 pm

Q. What does the receptionist at a sperm clinic say to clients as they’re leaving?

A. Thanks for coming!

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England’s West Country

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  • Posted at 9:31 am
England's West Country is known for its charming cottage- like shops. While visiting the area, my friend peered in through one window to see shelf upon shelf of interesting- looking books. So she went inside. A woman appeared though a beaded curtain and asked, "Can I help you?" "No, just br
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New Accountant

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  • Posted at 8:05 am

Fresh out of business school, the young man
answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was
being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a
small business that he had started himself.

“I need someone with an accounting degree,” the
man said. “But mainly, I’m looking for someone to
do my worryin
Check out Joshing.me

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Using the ATM

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  • Posted at 8:05 am
I rode home with a co-worker a few days ago and I asked her to wait for me while I used the ATM machine. She asked if I trusted "those people". "People WHO?" I asked. She said, "The ATM people! You know how the ATM operates by having a person inside the box. Every time you put in your card,
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College Graduation

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Both sides of our family turned out for my wife's college graduation. After the dean finished awarding all the diploma's, he requested, "Will all the 'cum laudes' please stand up?" My mother-in-law leaned over and whispered, "Wow! The Cum Laude family sure has a lot of kids!"
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