I don't understand these complaints about the postal service. Time was,you could put a two-cent stamp on a letter and mail it, and it would arrive at its destination in two days. Now you put a thirty-seven-cent stamp on a letter and it can take four to five weeks to arrive. Still only a penny a

One of my husband’s duties as a novice drill
instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort
new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone
had made it through the chow line, he sat them
down and told them, “There are three rules in
this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!”

Checking to see that he
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Signs you're watching too much TV 1. The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would Dawson Do?" 2. In the middle of an exam, you tell the professor you want to use a lifeline. 3. You need to be tranquilized when the cable goes out. 4. In the late evening, you look forward to sitting b

Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, my Marine husband called home to tell me he would be late - again. He went on to say that dirty magazines had been discovered in the platoon's quarters and they had to discipline the whole squad. I launched into a tirade, arguing that many men

"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs." "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine." "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaselin

Joe sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young
lady-friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going
out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if
she’s really unattractive?” says Mike. “I’ll be stuck with
her all night.”

“Don’t worry,” Joe says, “just go up to he
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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and runni

The plumber can't put inn the bathroom fixtures until next month. That's a shower stall if I've ever heard one. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. When it comes to telling her age, she's shy.....about ten years shy. I didn't believe my wife when she said she had lost one of h

A very dirty little boy came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?" Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?" "WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"

At the UPS cargo phone center where I worked, a woman called
and said, “I need a baseball quote.”

I immediately answered with Yogi Berra’s famous “It ain’t
over ’til it’s over!”

There was a brief moment of silence before the woman asked,
“What was that?”

“You asked me for a baseball quote,
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