Archive for April 29th, 2010

Yo momma is so fat. She puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

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Yo momma is so fat. She puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
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Takes The Piss One Liner

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Q. What’s gray, sits by the bed and takes the piss?

A. A kidney dialysis machine.

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The Rules of Chocolate

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- If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too
slowly.

- Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

- The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a
hot car. The solution:
Check out Joshing.me

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Where’s Barney

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A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, "Do you think I'll find
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Prison Mail

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A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: Dear Husband, "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisioner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter: Dear Wife, "Whatever you do, DO NOT touch the
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More World’s Thinnest Books

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Everything Men Know about Women Everything Women Know about Men George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names To All the Men I've Loved Before - by Ellen Degeneres Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette Spotted Owl Recipes - by the EPA The Amish Phone Directory
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