Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and understanding too.” When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, “Oh, that was just my Mother.”

Where is the monster’s temple?

On the side of his head.

Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork

Where was the Magna Carta signed ?

At the bottom !

Where will a springer spaniel never shop?

At a flea market!

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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Where’s Spiderman’s home page?

On the world wide web.

Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?

On the psycho path!