What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?brbrI don't know, I've never seen either one.
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Archive for March 12th, 2010
Doug went to the eye doctor for an examination because he was
having trouble reading the newspaper. Now that you're over
40, the doctor told him, you've developed a condition called
'presbyopia,' in which the lens of your eye can no longer
focus as well as it used to.
Seeing
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There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which
was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was
feared by all.
However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the
day by photographing the fearsome phantom. When he entered the house,
armed
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it,
mainly because it was a sew-
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As scientists and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent
trend towards legislation which requires the prominent
placing of warnings on products that present hazards to
the general public. Yet we must also offer the cautionary
thought that such warnings, however well-intentioned,
merely
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