Archive for March 11th, 2010

Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

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  • Posted March 11, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
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Naughty Cat

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Signs that your cat is hanging around with the wrong crowd: One day, without your permission, he gets his ears pierced. Your credit card is overcharged, mainly for 9-Lives. You find attached to the refrigerator a note that reads: Leave a steak on the front porch at midnight, or you'll never s
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Missing Tail light

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How long have you been driving without a tail light? asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car and gave a long, painful groan and put his face in his hands. He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit. Come
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An Old Favorite

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Q: Two men are at a restroom, one is entering and the other is leaving. What are their nationalities? A: Simple! The first is Russian and the second is Finnish.
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