If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
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Archive for March 10th, 2010
These are real notes written from parents in a
Mississippi School District. (Spellings have been left intact.)
My son is under a doctor's care and
should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She
was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse Jo
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A priest is walking down the street one day when
he notices a small boy tying to press a doorbell on
a house across the street. However, the doorbell
is just out of his reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the
priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps
smartly across the
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Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the
world.
There are those who wake up in the morning and say, Good
morning, Lord,
And there are those who wake up in the morning and say,
Good Lord, it's morning.
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Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions of Ireland with no running water, no electricity, none of the creature comforts. One night, Mikes' wife goes into labor. The local doctor is there in attendance.
What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?
Hold the lantern, Mikey. H
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