What is a man's idea of doing housework?brbrLifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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Archive for March 9th, 2010
* You say the city and expect everyone to know that this
means Manhattan.
* You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire
State Building.
* The subway makes sense to you, and the subway should
never be called anything like the Metro.
* Your door has more than three locks and
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The only thing at the annual May Lilac Festival is snow.
The worst four-letter word you could say is Fuji.
(Rochester has Kodak)
You thought that you had figured out that alternate-parking
thing, but wind up with a ticket anyway.
(during winter you must park on anternating sides of the
str
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At a posh Manhattan dinner party, a Latin American visitor
was telling the guests about this home country and himself.
As he concluded, he said, And I have a charming and
understanding wife but, alas, no children.
As his listeners appeared to be waiting for him to continue,
he said,
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Teacher asks the kids in spelling class to tell what their father does
for a living, and spell it. First kid says, My daddy's a baker. That's
b-a-k-e-r. He makes bread and lots of sweet goodies to eat.
Second kid says, My daddy's a banker. That's b-a-n-k-e-r. He makes
lots of money, buys us
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