Q. What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
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Archive for March 2nd, 2010
TEACHER: Why are you late? br
WEBSTER: Because of the sign. br
TEACHER: What sign? br
WEBSTER: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow.
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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication
on the floor? br
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: Joh
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Samsung Electronics
Caller: Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?.
Operator: I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are
talking about.
Caller: On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly
states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC
wall socket and telephone J
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A boy from Duluth, Minnesota named Lars had
heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seem that
his father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been
able to walk on water on their 21st birthdays, to the boat
club across the lake for their first legal drink.
So when Lars' 21st came aro
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Anxious to 'include' as many minorities, religions and disabilities as possible, the human resources department of the
University of Alberta has put up a Braille poster outside
its main office. The poster has been placed inside a display
case with a glass front.
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