Archive for March 1st, 2010

Wonderful Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: Hello WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? MAN: Yes WOMAN: I'm at the mall now an

Internet Lingo

The language of the internet is full of shortcuts. Some, like LOL (laugh out loud) and KISS(keep It Simple Stupid) have gone mainstream. But new online lingo is always popping up. AYPI: And Your Point Is? AWGTHTGTTA: Are We Going to Have to Go Through This Again? BEG: Big Evil Grin HHO1/2 K: