An Army Captain is assigned to remote desert post in Iraq. During inspection, he notices a camel tied up outside the barracks. He asks the soldier why its there?brbrThe soldier says: "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes men get urgers."brbrA month later the Caption has urges himself. He puts the ladder behind the camel, drops his trousers and has sex with the camel. He asks the soldier: "Is that how the men do it?"brbr"No sir, they usually ride it 2 the brothel!"

A traveling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes. The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and began to boast about his past. Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 races and won over $5 million dollars. I keep my trophies in the bar

Little Johnny was in church when the wine and wafers were passed out. His mother leaned over and told him that he was not old enough to partake in the Communion. When the basket was passed around she leaned over once again to tell him to drop his money in, but Little Johhny held his dollar fi

A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service. During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The littl

iMost of these are certainly outdated. But it's funny to think they ever were laws./i In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. In New York, it is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. In order for a pickle to officiall

What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?brbrThey both have little boys pants half-off.

In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store. We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion and made plans to come back the next day to make our final decision. Later that evening, my

Several racehorses are in a stable. One on them starts boasting about his track record. Of my last 15 races, he says, I've won eight. Another horse breaks in, Well I've won 19 of my last 27! That's good, but I've taken 28 of 36, says another, flicking his tail. At this point, a greyhou

This is a transcript between a commuter and the railroad company, regarding services of the latter. Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last twenty-two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on

While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi,horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk toBernie.Rabbi: “What are doing here with a dog?

“Bernie: “The dog came here to pray.”"Oh, come on.” says the Rabbi.”YES!” says Bernie.Rabbi: “I don’t believe you. You are just fooling around; that’s not aproper thing to do in temple.”Bernie: “Its true!”..”Ok”, says the Rabbi, “then show me what the dog can do.”"OK” says Bernie nodding to the dog…The dog proceeds to open up thebarrel under his neck and removes a yarmulke, a tallis (puts them on hishead) and prayer book and actually starts saying prayers in Hebrew! TheRabbi is so shocked he listens for a full 15 minutes.When the Rabbi regains his composure, he is so impressed with the qualityof the praying he says to Bernie. “Do you think your dog would considergoing to Rabbinical school?

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“Bernie, throwing up his hands in disgust says,”YOU TALK TO HIM! He wants to be a doctor!”