Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
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Archive for February 22nd, 2010
Recently, a magazine ran a contest. They were looking for
people to submit quotes from their real-life managers. Here
are some of the submissions:
As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the
building using individual security cards. Pictures will be
taken next Wednesday and empl
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John is appearing on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
with Regis Philbin.
Regis, John, you're up to $500,000 with
one lifeline left: phone a friend.
If you get it right, the next question is worth
one million dollars. If you get it wrong,
you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?
John, Yes.
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1. Your can of Skoal mysteriously floats through the air.
2. Blood drips out of your simulated wood paneling.
3. The eyes on the velvet Elvis painting move.
4. The room is spinning, and you're not even drunk yet.
5. That car in your front yard isn't on blocks -- it's levitating by itself.
6. Y
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My husband and I often spell words so that our small
children won't understand what we're saying. I didn't
realize what a habit this had become until one day when my
husband and I were in the grocery store at the soup aisle.
An aggressive young woman banged into our cart, then nudged
me over, block
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