Q. Why doesn’t Smokey the Bear have any kids?
A. Everytime his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.
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Archive for February 8th, 2010
One evening an avid bird watcher stood in his
backyard and heard an owl hoot. So he thought
he'd give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight
the bird hooted again. The next night the same
scenario occurred.
All Summer, the man and his feathered friend hooted
back and forth. He even kept a log of
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iNational Lottery Jet Set/i
Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the
initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.
iChris Searle Show, BBC Radio Bristol/i
Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
Caller: Japan.
Searle: I did say which Eur
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Anne Robinson: In traffic, what J is where two roads meet?
Contestant: Jool carriageway.
Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
Contestant: Bombay.
Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?
Contestant: Crocodiles.
Robinson: Wh.
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* Your feet stick to grape jelly on the kitchen floor--and
you don't care.
* You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to
call you, and you run around the house madly, following the
sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry
basket.
* Popsicle's become a food s
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