Archive for February 7th, 2010

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high …

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A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.brbrHe thought, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.brbrHe then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life.brbr"Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."brbr"Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly ... "My asshole itches, and I can't scratch it!"
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Oil maybe?

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The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, What's a seven ten cap? She said You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one. What kind of a car is it on? they
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Still think you are having a Bad Day????

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A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in
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Still Having a Bad Day?

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The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $ 80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale
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Visiting the Zoo

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Three mischievous boys skipped school one day and instead went to the zoo one day for an outing. They decided to visit the elephant cage first, but soon enough, they were picked up by a zoo security officer for causing a commotion. The officer hauled them off to the Security Office for
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